The Bachelorette – Episode 6-4 Review

15.06.10

The guys Nautical port that scuzzy, mouse-infested dump of a mansion to start of their trip around the world with Ali. First bring to a stop? New York City! I love how the producers treat this trip as though it’s the perfect way to start a relationship. Reverse. It’s the perfect way to start a fairytale romance that will implode as soon as it ends and unaffected life begins. “Traveling with someone is how you really get to know everything,” Ali said. Yes, because if I am feigned to be myself anywhere, it is in a foreign city where I know no one. That’s ridiculous! Traveling is when I get to break out the fake strange accent and pretend I’m a famous pop star in Japan! Real is going on a entr trip to a wedding, or having your car break down on the side of the road on the way to the zoo, or having someone hold your hair back when you get carsick.

Oh, Kasey. Memorialize when he told Ali that he would guard and protect her heart? Remember, it was the first night they met? Remember, it made you throw up in your way in just a little bit? Well, if you didn’t remember you were certainly familiar with Kasey’s dating catchword after this weeks episode. Did he rip off that phrase from Scotchgard or the NYPD or something? How long do you think he spent opinion about that phrase before he came on The Bachelorette? I bet there’s a scrap of paper back at his apartment with a bunch of tripe like “To Serve and Protect” scrawled on it and then scratched out.

Source: Inside Pulse (blog)